1. xxjustsomebloggerxx:

    thegoddamazon:

    wifelife:

    Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

    • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
    • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

    You can do this girl.

    Be as resilient as your vagina.

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    Shine bright like a ‘gina

     THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

    This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

    (via cooking-up-werewolves)

  2. nargles-and-bow-ties:

    The most accurate portrayl of British TV ever to be on British TV

    (via norse-gods-in-middle-earth)

    chocolate-sideburns-of-love:

    naughty-chekov:

    i’m sorry for my entire life

    It’s the last panel that really makes this post.

    (via norse-gods-in-middle-earth)

  3. theunlikelyone:

    kar-kat-dennings:

    theunlikelyone:

    kar-kat-dennings:

    theunlikelyone:

    But we know you so very well! And we’re sure that you’d LOVE it!

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    Everyone does.

    YOU KNOW NOTHING OF ME

    Oh, but we do! We know EVERYTHING about EVERYONE!

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    NOTHING.

    We’re sorry to tell you that you’re completely wrong.

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    I AM COMPLETELY RIGHT SHUTUP

  4. theunlikelyone:

    kar-kat-dennings:

    theunlikelyone:

    kar-kat-dennings:

    theunlikelyone:

    kar-kat-dennings:

    theunlikelyone:

    kar-kat-dennings:

    theunlikelyone:

    kar-kat-dennings:

    Don’t be silly! Oh, how you do make me laugh. Everything is fixable if you would just sit still for long enough.

    No, really. I’m happy the way I am.

    Oh dear, did it sound like I was giving you a choice? Allow me to rephrase: stay still or I will wedge a cleaver in your coxis so hard you will find yourself in a perpetual state of still. 

    …Surely you mean coccyx? The tailbone? The final segment of the vertebral column in tailless primates?

    That is what you meant, isn’t it?

    C-O-C-C-Y-X, right?

    I AM SPELLING IT EXACTLY THE WAY GOOGLE TOLD ME TO SPELL IT

    I don’t have time to learn how to spell the names of body parts because I’m too busy stabbing them

    How on earth do you expect me to take your threats seriously if you can’t even spell “coccyx” correctly?

    You don’t have to take them seriously at all because that makes them all the more fun for me and I’m sorry can you say that last part again because

    Ahem.

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    Discúlpeme.

     

    Why are you using the Spanish translation?

    ole

  5. i-make-doodles-lol:

    hey look

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    it’s shakespeare.

    (via bookgumps)

    brucebannrs:

    yall can revoke my tumblr access now

    (via nanna413)

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    wocinsolidarity:

    SIGNAL BOOST

    (Source: cosmic-oceans, via temporalcreator)

  7. what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is

    (Source: dabe-strudel, via just-some-geeky-chick)

  8. hysterifun:

    when ur parents go out food shopping

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    (via nanna413)